Money

Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. – George Burns

Id like to live as a poor man with lots of money. – Pablo Picasso

Money is the barometer of a societys virtue. – Ayn Rand

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope

Weve got to put a lot of money into changing behavior. – Bill Gates

Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

If saving money is wrong, I dont want to be right! – William Shatner

If you can count your money, you dont have a billion dollars. – J. Paul Getty

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon youre talking about real money. – Everett Dirksen

Banks have a new image. Now you have a friend, your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? – Alan King

Moneys a horrid thing to follow, but a charming thing to meet. – Henry James

Many folks think they arent good at earning money, when what they dont know is how to use it. – Frank A. Clark

If I have enough money to eat Im good. – Shia LaBeouf

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy, hasnt got money. – David Geffen

Id rather lose my own money than someone elses. – Dean Kamen

If I cant get the girl, at least give me more money. – Alan Alda

Its all about the money. – Joseph Jackson

I dont mind that Im fat. You still get the same money. – Marlon Brando

Its easier to force feed people than it is to give em what they want. It makes more money. – Merle Haggard

Dont judge me. I made a lot of money. – Samantha Bee