Banks have a new image. Now you have a friend, your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? – Alan King
If you want to read about love and marriage, youve got to buy two separate books. – Alan King
Marriage is natures way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. – Alan King
The man of the constitutional régime is not a merry-maker, quite the contrary. He is hypocritical, avaricious, and profoundly selfish; whatever question strikes against his brow, his brow rings like a drawer full of big pennies. – Claude Tillier (1801–1844), My Uncle Benjamin: A Humorous, Satirical, and