I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright
I dont think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and thats what counts. – Angelina Jolie
I know why they dont like me because they want the money I have. – Mike Tyson
There was one thing my daddy wouldnt tolerate in any shape, form or fashion, and that was being unkind or rude to somebody. That was just very important to my folks. And as it turns out, that was a legacy that he left me that money cant buy, is how to be able to treat people. – Paula Deen
Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. Its getting money without giving an equivalent for it. – Henry Ward Beecher
Id have stopped writing years ago if it were for the money. – Paulo Coelho
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money. – Margaret Thatcher
I think one of the most pervasive evils in this world is greed and acquiring money for moneys sake. Once you have six houses and a plane, its just about a number. Its never been anything I understood. – Kevin Bacon
Now, people when I say that look at me and say, What are you talking about, Joe? Youre telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?. The answer is yes, thats what Im telling you. – Joe Biden
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
I have a problem with too much money. I cant reinvest it fast enough, and because I reinvest it, more money comes in. Yes, the rich do get richer. – Robert Kiyosaki
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I dont think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money. – Orson Welles
We cant go to people who have lost their job at GM and say, Oh, by the way, we are going to pay money to build a road here or inoculate children there, unless we can demonstrate that it is in Americas interest. I happen to think it is. – Hillary Clinton
You know, people make a lot of money talking about me, dont they? – Hillary Clinton
Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one anothers money. Idiots! – Arthur Schopenhauer
Criminals are never very amusing. Its because theyre failures. Those who make real money arent counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem. – Orson Welles
It is easy to be independent when youve got money. But to be independent when you havent got a thing, thats the Lords test. – Mahalia Jackson
If you dont want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you wont have to work. – Ogden Nash
Id asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, Well, what do you love most? Thats how I started painting money. – Andy Warhol
Thats the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and theyd be like, Yeah, big deal. Id eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money youre pulling down. – Jim Carrey
