If I cant get the girl, at least give me more money. – Alan Alda
Heres my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until theyre fair with you. – Alan Alda

If I cant get the girl, at least give me more money. – Alan Alda
Heres my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until theyre fair with you. – Alan Alda
I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you dont agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head. – Alan Alda
It isnt necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. Its only necessary to be rich. – Alan Alda