There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. – Oscar Wilde
If I get married, I want to be very married. – Audrey Hepburn
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. – Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. – Bill Cosby
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. – Honore de Balzac
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. – John Steinbeck
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them. – Sydney Smith
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day. – Andre Maurois
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. – Homer
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. – Gilbert K. Chesterton
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles. – Henry Ward Beecher
Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about. – Katharine Hepburn
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. – Samuel Johnson
There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded. – Princess Diana
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. – Abigail Adams
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out. – Michel de Montaigne
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. – Eddie Cantor
