Quote by Eddie Cantor
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. - Eddie C

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. – Eddie Cantor

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Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you were on your own. – Eddie Cantor

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Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. – Abraham Lincoln

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I only gave out my opinion that same sex marriage is against the law of God. – Manny Pacquiao

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Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. – Countess of Blessington

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Marriage made more sense when it was indissoluble. Its the woman trying to cope with the strains of a one-parent family who will suffer most from the relaxation of the divorce laws. – Germaine Greer

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