A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. – Eddie Cantor
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you were on your own. – Eddie Cantor

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. – Eddie Cantor
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you were on your own. – Eddie Cantor
Things happen too quickly, crisis follows crisis, the soil of our minds is perpetually disturbed. Each of us, to relieve his feelings, broadcasts his own running commentary on the preposterous and bewildering events of the hour: and this, nowadays, is what passes for conversation. – Jan Struther, Mrs. Miniver, 1930s