Quote by Eddie Cantor
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. - Eddie C

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. – Eddie Cantor

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Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you were on your own. – Eddie Cantor

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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. – Tommy Manville

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In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. – Robert Anderson, Solitaire & Double Solitaire

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