Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank. – Jean de la Bruyere
When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place. – Helen Gahagan
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. – Catherine Zeta-Jones
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. – Wendy Liebman
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. – George Jessel
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. – George Ade
Marriage, like money, is still with us and, like money, progressively devalued. – Robert Graves
The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time. – A. P. Herbert
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. – Beverley Nichols
Marriage is an exercise in torture. – Frances Conroy
Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive. – Antisthenes
Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work? – Gary Becker
I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom. – Michael Bergin
Marriage is a financial contract I have enough contracts already. – Linda Fiorentino
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. – John Lyly
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them. – C. S. Lewis
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. – Oscar Wilde
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman
Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men. – Marilyn Monroe
