Quote by Red Skelton
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton

Other quotes by Red Skelton

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. – Red Skelton

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Happiness
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Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. – Red Skelton

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Happiness
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I guess you kind of got to realize that once you in a marriage, whatever it is, you gotta deal with it. Not necessarily that you got to accept it, but you have to deal with it and try your best to make it work for you, for the both of you. – Faith Evans

Category:
Marriage

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy. First, let her think shes having her own way. And second, let her have it. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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Marriage

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! – Tommy Cooper

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I support gay marriage. I support gay marriage because I believe Conservatives support the institutions of commitment. – George Osborne

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Marriage

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There is something sinister, something quite biographical about what I do – but that part is for me. Its my personal business. I think there is a lot of romance, melancholy. Theres a sadness to it, but theres romance in sadness. I suppose I am a very melancholy person. – Alexander McQueen

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