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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton

Other quotes by Red Skelton

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. – Red Skelton

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Happiness
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Red Skelton
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If by chance some day youre not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing Ive said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. – Red Skelton

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smile
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Red Skelton
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I dont think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. – Frank Carson

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Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. – Joyce Brothers

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Im all for same-sex marriage. – Tori Spelling

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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. – Benjamin Franklin

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Glorious are the woods in their latest gold and crimson,
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