Quote by Red Skelton
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton

Other quotes by Red Skelton

If by chance some day youre not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing Ive said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. – Red Skelton

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smile
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Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. – Red Skelton

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Happiness
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Marriage
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Our marriage is strictly in name only. It has never been consummated. – LaToya Jackson

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Marriage

What we need are not prohibitory marriage laws, but a reformed society, an educated public opinion which will teach individual duty in these matters. – Alfred Russel Wallace

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When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband! – Shana Alexander

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I never thought Id spend all my life with Gary. I suppose I was quite cynical about marriage. But with Jude, I knew right from the beginning: there was an electricity Id never felt before. It was so easy, we talked for hours. It was a relief, really. – Sadie Frost

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My mom was really vigorous about making sure that we saw things and that we questioned things. Education was so important to both of my parents. – Jennifer Garner

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For example, I spent a lot of time with Reagan, both before he ran for governor and when he was running for president. As a print reporter without the cameras, I was able to really test the quality of their minds and their knowledge base. – Robert Scheer

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When we say a woman is of a certain social class, we really mean her husband or father is. – Zoe Fairbairns

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