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Quote by Red Skelton
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton

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If by chance some day youre not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing Ive said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. – Red Skelton

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Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband. – Elsa Maxwell

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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. – John Lyly

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All marriages are happy. Its the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. – Raymond Hull

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I finally got a chance to talk to my daughter from my previous marriage. I just got married May 3 to my beautiful wife, but we dont see each other much. – Peter Criss

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