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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton

Other quotes by Red Skelton

If by chance some day youre not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing Ive said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. – Red Skelton

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Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. – Red Skelton

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A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. – John Steinbeck

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I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom. – Michael Bergin

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They make Spy Kids, they make Scream, they make A Scary Movie. This doesnt do that, so it could be a very bad marriage. Im trying to keep this potential nightmare quiet because were just finishing editing. – Terry Gilliam

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You know for many elected officials they all started in the same place. You know marriage is between a man and a woman, but they understand that they are moving inevitably, catching up to the American public. – James McGreevey

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