Quote by Red Skelton
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton

Other quotes by Red Skelton

If by chance some day youre not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing Ive said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. – Red Skelton

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smile
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Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. – Red Skelton

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Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about. – Katharine Hepburn

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Im knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman. – Jimmy Swaggart

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Most Americans dont care about gay marriage. – Dan Savage

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Marriage, like money, is still with us and, like money, progressively devalued. – Robert Graves

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From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. – Samuel Goldwyn

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