Quote by Red Skelton
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton

Other quotes by Red Skelton

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. – Red Skelton

Category:
Happiness
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Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. – Red Skelton

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Happiness
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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Never again! I can see no reason for marriage – ever at all. Ive had it. Three times is enough. – Ingrid Bergman

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Marriage

Ive never understood what the upside of marriage would be for me personally. – Arsenio Hall

Category:
Marriage

Marriage is obsolete and a trap. – Catherine Deneuve

Category:
Marriage

I wasnt looking for another marriage. I had been married before. He is a nice man – a geologist, an Ernest Hemingway type. But Paul and I married because of convention. – Linda McCartney

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Marriage

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Ive tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. – Tallulah Bankhead

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Unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath. Matthew – Bible

Category:
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I dont eat junk foods and I dont think junk thoughts. – Peace Pilgrim

Category:
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Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est. – Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

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