When I get married, itll be no secret. – Elvis Presley
I like getting married, but I dont like being married. – Don Adams
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard
Marriage is a gamble, lets be honest. – Yoko Ono
Its not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix. – David Byrne
If you want to read about love and marriage, youve got to buy two separate books. – Alan King
I might be celibate, but I appreciate the wonder of the sacrament of marriage. – Keith OBrien
The only good husbands stay bachelors: Theyre too considerate to get married. – Finley Peter Dunne
One was never married, and thats his hell another is, and thats his plague. – Robert Burton
I think its something that needs to be said – that there are interracial marriages out there, and the couples live happy lives, and theres nothing wrong with it. – Tia Mowry
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesnt work out, you havent wasted the whole day. – Mickey Rooney
Ive had two proposals since Ive been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money. – Ruth Rendell
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. Its a choice you make – not just on your wedding day, but over and over again – and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. – Barbara de Angelis
So many people prefer to live in drama because its comfortable. Its like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – its actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect. – Ellen DeGeneres
Im 0 for 3 with marriage – the scoreboard doesnt lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers. – Charlie Sheen
I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. Im not going 0 for 4. Im not wearing a golden sombrero. – Charlie Sheen
My view is that marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. Thats the position Ive had for some time, and I dont intend to make any adjustments at this point… Or ever, by the way. – Mitt Romney
I think there are a whole host of things that are civil rights, and then there are other things – such as traditional marriage – that, I think, express a communitys concern and regard for a particular institution. – Barack Obama
I dont think marriage is a civil right, but I think that being able to transfer property is a civil right. – Barack Obama
Im not for gay marriage, but Im not for discriminating against people. – Joel Osteen
