Quote by Charlie Sheen
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Im 0 for 3 with marriage – the scoreboard doesnt lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers. – Charlie Sheen

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Heres the good news. If I realize that Im insane, then Im okay with it. Im not dangerous insane. – Charlie Sheen

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But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. – Charlie Sheen

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funny
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Its not an act. I love it. Its totally original. People go, Whats going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I dont know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. – Charlie Sheen

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Its nice to be able to work Id love to be able to do another TV show I could do in Chicago so I could live and work in the same place. Its hard being a parent and being in a good marriage, and it all takes a lot of work, but if youre not there you cant do any of it. – Joan Cusack

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In 1989 when I switched from Democrat to Republican, with God as my witness, not one thing changed about what I believed about one man and one woman in a marriage or about diversity of color. Thats a good thing. – J. C. Watts

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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she werent. – Sacha Guitry

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Marriage

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. – H.L. Mencken

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