Quote by Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

Other quotes by Lewis Grizzard

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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When youre a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mothers assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. – Louis C. K.

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I believe in traditional marriage. – Karl Rove

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My father was a Catholic, but my mother wasnt. She had to do that weird deal you do as a Catholic – they deign to sanction your marriage and you have to bring your children up as Catholics. – Jared Harris

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Marriage commissioners who choose not to marry homosexuals are being fired. A Knights of Columbus chapter in British Columbia is in court because it chooses not allow a lesbian group to use its facility for marriage ceremonies. The list goes on. – Stockwell Day

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