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Quote by Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

Other quotes by Lewis Grizzard

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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Writing and singing does give me some kind of release from the demons of my past, it is a therapy of sorts, but to be honest, my marriage played a more important role in the acceptance of myself than performance has ever done. – Michelle Shocked

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Marriage

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake. – Alexander Pope, The Wife of Bath, 1713

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Marriage

Daddy was real gentle with kids. Thats why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant. – Loretta Lynn

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Marriage

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage

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People who refuse to rest honorably on their laurels when they reach retirement age seem very admirable to me. – Helen Hayes

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Autumn is the mellower season, and what we lose in flowers we more than gain in fruits. – Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh [written in the context of aging —t&#9

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That is happiness to be dissolved into something complete and great. – Willa Cather

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The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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