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Quote by Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

Other quotes by Lewis Grizzard

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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I think its best if theres an amendment that goes on the ballot where the people can weigh in. Every time this issue has gone on the ballot, the people have voted to retain the traditional definition of marriage as recently as California in 2008. – Michele Bachmann

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Marriage

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. – Brendan Behan

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Marriage

They make Spy Kids, they make Scream, they make A Scary Movie. This doesnt do that, so it could be a very bad marriage. Im trying to keep this potential nightmare quiet because were just finishing editing. – Terry Gilliam

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Marriage

Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

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Marriage

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It would be sad if my best work had been 20 years ago and now I only had memories. – Demian Bichir

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a womans birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost

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