Logo
Quote by Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

Other quotes by Lewis Grizzard

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

Category:
alone
Author
Lewis Grizzard
Read Quote

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

Category:
Marriage
Author
Lewis Grizzard
Read Quote

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

Category:
Attitude
Author
Lewis Grizzard
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Marriage
category

When youre a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mothers assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. – Louis C. K.

Category:
Marriage

I believe in traditional marriage. – Karl Rove

Category:
Marriage

My father was a Catholic, but my mother wasnt. She had to do that weird deal you do as a Catholic – they deign to sanction your marriage and you have to bring your children up as Catholics. – Jared Harris

Category:
Marriage

Marriage commissioners who choose not to marry homosexuals are being fired. A Knights of Columbus chapter in British Columbia is in court because it chooses not allow a lesbian group to use its facility for marriage ceremonies. The list goes on. – Stockwell Day

Category:
Marriage

Random Quotes

It is a safe rule to apply that, when a mathematical or philosophical author writes with a misty profundity, he is talking nonsense. – Alfred North Whitehead

Category:
Language

I was dating my first boyfriend in high school for a long time, and we broke up before prom. I hadnt met anyone else that I really wanted to go with, and my friends have always been amazing. So I went with my friends and got a million photos with them! – Shay Mitchell

Category:
amazing

The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life. – Laura Schlessinger

Category:
amazing

Well, its a – I dont want to disappoint you, but its a time worn tradition of Australian Governments over many years not to get into any discussion about that aspect of intelligence matters. – Alexander Downer

Category:
Intelligence