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Quote by Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

Other quotes by Lewis Grizzard

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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Im not a marriage expert, quite clearly. – Cathy Freeman

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Marriage

Hes the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. – Mae West

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Marriage

Before marriage, many couples are very much like people rushing to catch an airplane once aboard, they turn into passengers. They just sit there. – Paul Getty

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Marriage

Marriage is obsolete and a trap. – Catherine Deneuve

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Marriage

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I dont believe in God, but Im afraid of Him. – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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Wine in, truth out. – English proverb

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I cant control what people think. Im not trying to manipulate peoples thoughts or sentiments. I write all the time. You have to experience life, make observations, and ask questions. Its machine-like how things are run now in hip-hop, and my ambitions are different. – Mos Def

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Experience

I shoot a little bit, maybe two rolls, medium format, which is 20 pictures, and if its not working, I change the position. – Annie Leibovitz

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Change