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Quote by Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Over the years the political establishment has frowned if a mainstream politician mentions marriage. – Iain Duncan Smith

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Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass. – Douglas William Jerrold

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Im most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you dont have that, you really dont have very much. – Bob Newhart

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I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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God always strives together with those who strive. – Aeschylus

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People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. – Horace

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