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Quote by Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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Lewis Grizzard
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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I have a lady, shes a great lady. I love her a lot, she loves me. Were on the same page. Whenever that day happens when were not on the same page well move forward with it. Were interested in having our lives be our lives right now and not a third persons vis-a-vis marriage and whatever that means. – Jon Hamm

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Marriage

Im also interested in the modern suggestion that you can have a combination of love and sex in a marriage – which no previous society has ever believed. – Alain de Botton

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Marriage

Im all for same-sex marriage. – Tori Spelling

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Marriage

Marriage is actually really terrifying. It doesnt work for many people. – Katherine Heigl

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Marriage

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Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases. – Chinese Proverb

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Kissing

People who own property feel a sense of ownership in their future and their society. They study, save, work, strive and vote. And people trapped in a culture of tenancy do not. – Henry Louis Gates

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Future

And I highly recommend for all the women in the world, even if theyre 71, you can never take for granted that he loves you. Its always good to flirt with him. Its a great sport. – Salma Hayek

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Women

The idea of making access to safe abortions harder and more expensive and more difficult, having to travel across state lines – that puts womens health and lives in jeopardy, which is something I think no one wants. – Cynthia Nixon

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Health