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Quote by Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

Other quotes by Lewis Grizzard

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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Lewis Grizzard
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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Yes, the marriage proposal was shot. Michael excluded the dialogue from the final edit. – Madeleine Stowe

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Marriage

Same-sex marriage would eliminate entirely in law the basic idea of a mother and a father for every child. It would create a society which deliberately chooses to deprive a child of either a mother or a father. – Keith OBrien

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Marriage

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. – William Congreve

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Marriage

So I really did stop and change what I saw I was about, and really try to put that principle into play as the center of everything – my friendships, my marriage, my career, my family, my way of being in the world. And that changed everything for me. – Kathy Mattea

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Marriage

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We all know that Social Security is one of this countrys greatest success stories in the 20th century. – Mitch McConnell

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Success

Im a soccer mom. Im T-ball, soccer, karate, homework, keeping them on their schedules. I love being the snack mom, when I get to bring the cut oranges. I have one of those coolers with wheels. Im at every game, every practice, sitting on my blanket. I love it. – Pamela Anderson

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mom

To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound conviction of their worth. – Charles-Damian Boulogne

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Observation

Weve finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they dont want to fight it. They would except that it would put them on the same side as the United States. – Ann Coulter

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War