Quote by Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

Other quotes by Lewis Grizzard

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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I think its best if theres an amendment that goes on the ballot where the people can weigh in. Every time this issue has gone on the ballot, the people have voted to retain the traditional definition of marriage as recently as California in 2008. – Michele Bachmann

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Ill always be sad that my marriage ended. – Shania Twain

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English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. – Author Unknown

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. – Brendan Behan

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