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Quote by Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

Other quotes by Lewis Grizzard

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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Lewis Grizzard
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain. – Proverb

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I am fairly classless because it is very difficult to class someone who comes from a mixed marriage. – Sade Adu

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Marriage

Marriage has just never interested me. – Jacqueline Bisset

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Marriage

American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them. – Florence King

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She didnt know it couldnt be done, so she went ahead and did it. – Mary S. Almanac

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And then when all around grows dark, when we feel utterly alone, when all men right and left pass us by and know us not, a forgotten feeling rises in the breast. – Max Muller

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alone

And I’ll skip to Heaven on my own two feet. – Terri Guillemets

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Teamwork divides the task and multiplies the success. – Author unknown

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