If you want to read about love and marriage, youve got to buy two separate books. – Alan King
Banks have a new image. Now you have a friend, your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? – Alan King
Marriage is natures way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. – Alan King
You never go into a marriage expecting to get divorced. You go into a marriage expecting its going to last forever, and you have a lot of ways you dream about the future. You have all these expectations, and then you have to adjust those expectations, and it can be a very unnerving, confusing time. – Jenna Fischer