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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesnt work out,

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesnt work out, you havent wasted the whole day. – Mickey Rooney

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Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. – Mickey Rooney

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