Humor is laughing at what you havent got when you ought to have it. – Langston Hughes
Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge
Humor is everywhere, in that theres irony in just about anything a human does. – Bill Nye
Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun. – Flip Wilson
One doesnt have a sense of humor. It has you. – Larry Gelbart
When a thought takes ones breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence. – Thomas W. Higginson
A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. Its the same qualities I require from a man. – Catherine Deneuve
Humor has been the balm of my life, but its been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. – Lana Turner
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isnt. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. – Horace Walpole
Any man who has had the job Ive had and didnt have a sense of humor wouldnt still be here. – Harry S. Truman
I dont think its possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. – Christopher Hitchens
I realize that humor isnt for everyone. Its only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. – Anne Wilson Schaef
Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and its true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair. – Wentworth Miller
If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, youve created a special little thing, and thats what Im looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything. – Paul Simon
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and theres humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. – David Lynch
Down the road, Ill probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor. – Alanis Morissette
It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben
