Quote by Scott Adams
It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in

It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

Other quotes by Scott Adams

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. – Scott Adams

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Society
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldnt have to ride around with jerks. – Scott Adams

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best
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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams

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dating
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I realize that humor isnt for everyone. Its only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. – Anne Wilson Schaef

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Humor

God has a most wicked sense of humor. – Maureen OHara

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Humor

I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. Ive got a dry sense of humor. – Katie Price

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Humor

One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. – Chinese Proverb

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Humor

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Beauty is first and foremost an emotion. – Tahar Ben Jelloun

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My view is that marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. Thats the position Ive had for some time, and I dont intend to make any adjustments at this point… Or ever, by the way. – Mitt Romney

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