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It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in

It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

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Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it, a hamster with Alzheimers could make those kind of numbers. Its great work if you can get it. – Scott Adams

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Theres kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you dont pet her for 10 minutes shell bother you for six hours. – Scott Adams

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The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. – William Temple

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A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. – Allen Klein

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Throw in the humor, throw in that personality, try things you wouldnt normally try. – Melinda Clarke

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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesnt. It focuses on facts. – Sarah Silverman

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Im like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath. – Fred Shero

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