Quote by Scott Adams
It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in

It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

Other quotes by Scott Adams

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams

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dating
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I think Dilbert will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. Dilbert is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened. – Scott Adams

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Fear
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Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it, a hamster with Alzheimers could make those kind of numbers. Its great work if you can get it. – Scott Adams

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best
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. – E. B. White

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Humor

Rock Hudson wasnt my type. Hes a great guy and had a great sense of humor. – Tab Hunter

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Humor

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Humor

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless hes been in so long that it just doesnt matter, and hes not running for president. But its just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and youre just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it. – Mark Russell

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Humor

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And I have to work so hard at talking positively to myself. If I dont, its just real hard to get through the day, and Ill get really down, and just want to cry. My whole body language changes. I get more slumped over. – Delta Burke

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Beauty

The Super Bowl is like a movie, and the quarterback is the leading man. – Leigh Steinberg, quoted by @ESPNNFL, 2014 January 20th

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Super Bowl