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It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. – Scott Adams

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dating
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The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams

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Control
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When you hire that first person, then youre a boss. Youve got performance reviews. Youve got complaints about not making enough money. Youve got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. – Scott Adams

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Humor
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I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others. – Dean Koontz

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Humor

I find that people find a way out of misery through humor and its humor thats often unacceptable to people who are not in quite such a state of misery. – Danny Boyle

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Humor

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. – William Davis

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Humor

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. – Ambrose Bierce

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Humor

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Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. – Steve Jobs

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Its been a difficult thing because some great opportunities have come and Ive just been holding my breath and praying… Im basically gambling hoping something will come along this season and if not, I dont know what the future holds. – Charisma Carpenter

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