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It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in

It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. – Scott Adams

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Failure
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Scott Adams
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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams

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Internet
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Humor

I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down. – Zac Efron

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Humor

I dont need someone with a hot body. He can be fat or overweight and have a belly. Its very much about style and substance and humor, interest, curiosity and really being smart. – Kate Walsh

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Humor

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh. – Fanny Brice

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Humor

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The American attitude is Were the best. Thats why the NBA guys who come from other countries, the Europeans, all sort of stick together away from the game. – Andrew Bogut

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Teach a child what is wise, that is morality. Teach him what is wise and beautiful, that is religion! – Thomas Huxley

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Religion

The manner in which one endures what must be endured is more important than the thing that must be endured. – Dean Acheson

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If youre working for a good company and youre happy there, and youre being compensated accordingly, and your work satisfies you, you should stay there. – Robert Kiyosaki

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