It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams
Theres kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you dont pet her for 10 minutes shell bother you for six hours. – Scott Adams
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but lets face it, a hamster with Alzheimers could make those kind of numbers. Its great work if you can get it. – Scott Adams
Ive got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something isnt going to happen, you make a choice whether or not the friendship is worth it. And it usually is. Then you can laugh about the fact that you used to have a crush on him or he had one on you. – Courteney Cox