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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick y

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun. – Flip Wilson

Other quotes by Flip Wilson

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. – Flip Wilson

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Birthday
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Flip Wilson
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Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson

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funny
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Flip Wilson
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor. – Kate Beckinsale

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Humor

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks they are the summits of ranges. – Thomas W. Higginson

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Humor

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor. – Terrence Howard

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Humor

Random Quotes

Take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves. – Lord Chesterfield

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Miscellaneous

Necessity unites. – Proverb

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Unity

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our breath and hope weve set aside enough money for our kids therapy. – Michelle Pfeiffer

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Hope

You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become the mother of your kids. America needs to get back to family values. – Martin Lawrence

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cool