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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick y

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun. – Flip Wilson

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Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When were dead earnest, humor is the only thing that is dead. – Flip Wilson

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funny
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Flip Wilson
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My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. – Flip Wilson

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Birthday
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Flip Wilson
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Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson

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funny
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Flip Wilson
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I dont think humor is forced upon my universe its a part of it. – Manuel Puig

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Humor

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. – George Herbert

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Humor

If I have not seen as far as others, it is because there were giants standing on my shoulders. – Harold Abelson

Category:
Humor

If a dog doesnt put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesnt happen you are only keeping an animal. – Enid Bagnold

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Humor

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