Quote by Flip Wilson
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick y

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun. – Flip Wilson

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My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. – Flip Wilson

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Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless hes been in so long that it just doesnt matter, and hes not running for president. But its just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and youre just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it. – Mark Russell

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I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way. – John Zorn

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Humor is just another defense against the universe. – Mel Brooks

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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