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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick y

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun. – Flip Wilson

Other quotes by Flip Wilson

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson

Category:
funny
Author
Flip Wilson
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My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. – Flip Wilson

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Birthday
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Flip Wilson
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Humor
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Having a sense of humor has served me more than it has hurt me – just in the sense that it has allowed me to keep my sanity. – Dee Dee Myers

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Humor

I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge. – Herman Wouk

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Humor

I have a dark sense of humor. – Olivia Munn

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Humor

I try to cope with everything through humor. – Gail Porter

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I used to stare up at the sky trying to see where the snowflakes were born. I could do it for hours. Well, minutes. But it was always the waiting that was the most fun. – Author unknown, from a package of Starbucks coffee, 2010

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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. – H.L. Mencken

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To be great is to be misunderstood. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Perhaps one of the only positive pieces of advice that I was ever given was that supplied by an old courtier who observed: Only two rules really count. Never miss an opportunity to relieve yourself never miss a chance to sit down and rest your feet. – King Edward VIII

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positive