Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun. – Flip Wilson
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. – Flip Wilson
You cant expect to hit the jackpot if you dont put a few nickels in the machine. – Flip Wilson
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson
When you meet someone new who instantly gets you, your sense of humor and your attitudes and your worldview, even if theirs are different – and you get them in return. You both talk and talk and agree and laugh and nod and yes, yes, of course you should get another round of drinks. – Erin Morgenstern