You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty. – Cecil Baxter
A clean house is the sign of a boring person. – Author Unknown
We labor to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
I enjoy mowing the lawn, it relaxes me. It gets me outdoors, it’s good exercise, the freshly cut grass smells great, and the engine is loud enough that I’m sure no one else can hear my thoughts — or intrude upon them. – Astrid Alauda
Cleanliness is next to impossible. – Author Unknown
The meal’s complete when the kitchen’s neat. – Author Unknown
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. – Katharine Whitehorn, “Nought for Homework,” Roundabout, 1962
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. – Bette Midler
Vacuums don’t clean houses. People clean houses. – Everybody Loves Raymond, “Humm Vac,” written by Lew Schneider, original airdate
This mess is a place! – Author Unknown
Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. – Chuck Clark
Please don’t feed the dust bunnies. – Author Unknown
It’s all in the attitude — housework is exercise. Slim your way to a clean home, clean your way to a slim body! – Terri Guillemets
Instead of organizing and cleaning my house, I pin ideas on how to organize and clean my house. The irony is not lost on me. – Author unknown (but obviously a Pinterest user with a sense of humor)
Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side. – Author Unknown
A man who wants time to read and write must let the grass grow long. – Sloan Wilson
Dull women have immaculate homes. – Author Unknown
There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
