Quote by Chuck Clark
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is l

Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. – Chuck Clark

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