Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers Category: Housework
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-laws peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. – Source Unknown Category: Relatives
By the age of 9 or 10, I knew that I had to cut my own cloth and make my own way. – John le Carre Category: Age
Mankind is a great, an immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas. – Pope John XXIII Category: Christmas
