How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? – Jacques Plante Category: Hockey
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all other woes of mankind, is wisdom. Teach a man to read and write, and you have put into his hands the great keys of the wisdom box. But it is quite another thing to open the box. – Thomas Huxley Category: Wisdom
People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women. – Author Unknown Category: Taxes
By natures kindly disposition most questions which it is beyond a mans power to answer do not occur to him at all. – George Santayana Category: Nature
I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead. – Michael Caine Category: movies