Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson Category: Hockey
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. – Steve Rushin Category: Hockey
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? – Jacques Plante Category: Hockey
Britains great strength is its innovative, design and engineering natural ability and were not using it. – James Dyson Category: design
God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through. – Paul Valéry, Mauvaises pensées et autres, 1942 Category: Curmudgeonesque