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funny

To this day, Ive found that it doesnt matter what a guy looks like if hes really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you dont hear men saying, No shes not pretty, but is she ever funny! – Catherine OHara

Everything seems fine until youre about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, its a funny thing, but Im an exception to that rule. – Martin Amis

Its funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didnt plan out any huge career for myself. – Benicio Del Toro

I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, its funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path. – Emmitt Smith

I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasnt able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on E.R. Thats not generally thought of as a funny show. – Busy Philipps

I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. Its really funny the way that some people dont give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly. – Hilary Duff

If Im in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. – Ron Livingston

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans

Im good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue. – Marlon Wayans

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you arent funny, they arent laughing. They dont care who you are. – Marlon Wayans

I think its actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian. – Octavia Spencer

I dont think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that Im a young rookie with a veterans skill. – Marlon Wayans

I feel cheesy when I see Silver Spoons. Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe. – Ricky Schroder

Ive got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. – David Spade

Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais

I would love to play Funny Girl or Evita, but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I dont know if there needs to be another version of those shows. – Idina Menzel

I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

At school I was very shy. I wasnt funny really. – Michel Gondry

I love weird or funny or beautiful sentences Joy Williams could write a microwave-oven manual and Im sure Id love it, because the sentences would be tuned up like music. – Karen Russell

What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and were chatting away, nice to see you. – Anthony Holden