I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. – Janeane Garofalo
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, I cant think of anything to give you, but heres a new suitcase. Afterward, I was like, What were you thinking, idiot? – Jensen Ackles
Justice requires that everyone should have enough to eat. But it also requires that everyone should contribute to the production of food. – Elias Canetti
