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Its funny, because when youre younger youre in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows? – Mark Wahlberg

Im one of those hovering mothers and I know its really important to have an independent child, so Im trying to back off, but its hard. I love him so much, and hes so funny and cute to me. – Selma Blair

I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. – Janeane Garofalo

I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person. – Janeane Garofalo

Comedy is surprises, so if youre intending to make somebody laugh and they dont laugh, thats funny. – Norm MacDonald

I think theres something in the fact that its hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality people have to sympathise with you to find you funny. – Chris ODowd

Its sort of an action flick. You cant be that funny trying to steal diamonds. – Anthony Anderson

I do find comedy difficult. I dont know why. Maybe I think about it too much. Theres a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny. – Michelle Pfeiffer

I dont dismiss the music that I was involved with, I dont think it was a joke, I dont think it was funny or a phase, I dont think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am. It connects all the way through. I dont distance myself from any of it. – Ian MacKaye

Its funny that I got to do On the Road because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree. – Garrett Hedlund

Its funny – I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When Im rounder in the face, I like to say, This is my long-term look. Or This is my wife-and-kids look right here. – Garrett Hedlund

This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you dont think its funny, but youre convinced that other people will think it is, well they wont. – Mo Rocca

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isnt that funny? The tables have turned. – Kristen Bell

I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. Its funny, when you look back at it, its one of the last times that the boundaries were clear. Now, as we see on Homeland, there are no clear boundaries and enemies. – Matthew Rhys

The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. Thats happened a lot. Or theyre often purely victims. – Ezra Miller

You cant be funny if you dont have good material. – Matt LeBlanc

I have funny bones. If theres ever any kind of tension, Ill always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. – Matt LeBlanc

You cant be funny for funnys sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do. – Hank Azaria