Quote by Robert Crais
Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think I

Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais

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What they smell isnt the emotion of fear. What dogs can smell is the changes in a persons skin that suggest fear to the dog, anxiety, the way your skin sweats, the amount of uric acid that suddenly pours out of your pores. – Robert Crais

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Fear
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I had a big Akita, Yoshi, who was fabulous. I loved him. We lost him when he was 12, and Ive never been able to replace him. Normally, most people lose a pet and get another and keep going on. But it just felt wrong to me it felt disloyal. – Robert Crais

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pet
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The relationship between a military working dog and a military dog handler is about as close as a man and a dog can become. You see this loyalty, the devotion, unlike any other and the protectiveness. – Robert Crais

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relationship
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I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage… funny how life works out like that. – Rachel Roy

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funny

I also think if youre an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise youre just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line thats not in the commercial they think youre a genius. – Amy Poehler

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funny

I rant, therefore I am. – Dennis Miller

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funny

Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! – Kelly Osbourne

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funny

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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson. – Author Unknown

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Experience

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. – Ludwig Börne

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My rule is, whatever you were calling me four years ago is what you should be calling me now, because I dont like it when my family or close friends call me Nicki Minaj. To me Im not Nicki Minaj when Im with them. – Nicki Minaj

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Family

No, not rich. I am a poor man with money, which is not the same thing. – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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Money