Quote by Robert Crais
Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think I

Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais

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Theres the Hollywood sign theres Griffith Observatory theres the great, amazing Los Angeles Basin. Its 465 square miles of insanity and the best food on the planet. – Robert Crais

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amazing
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I had a big Akita, Yoshi, who was fabulous. I loved him. We lost him when he was 12, and Ive never been able to replace him. Normally, most people lose a pet and get another and keep going on. But it just felt wrong to me it felt disloyal. – Robert Crais

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pet
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The relationship between a military working dog and a military dog handler is about as close as a man and a dog can become. You see this loyalty, the devotion, unlike any other and the protectiveness. – Robert Crais

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For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings – by classmates, not the nuns – was to be the funny guy. – George A. Romero

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I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? Its just funny. – Taylor Swift

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