Quote by Robert Crais
Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think I

Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais

Other quotes by Robert Crais

The relationship between a military working dog and a military dog handler is about as close as a man and a dog can become. You see this loyalty, the devotion, unlike any other and the protectiveness. – Robert Crais

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relationship
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I had a big Akita, Yoshi, who was fabulous. I loved him. We lost him when he was 12, and Ive never been able to replace him. Normally, most people lose a pet and get another and keep going on. But it just felt wrong to me it felt disloyal. – Robert Crais

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pet
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What they smell isnt the emotion of fear. What dogs can smell is the changes in a persons skin that suggest fear to the dog, anxiety, the way your skin sweats, the amount of uric acid that suddenly pours out of your pores. – Robert Crais

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I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran

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Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. Hes got 30 years on stage… theres no telling him whats funny. – Harold Ramis

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I dont think anyone should write their autobiography until after theyre dead. – Samuel Goldwyn

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Its funny, because I sometimes feel that Im most creative when Im pregnant. – Georgina Chapman

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