Quote by Robert Crais
Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think I

Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais

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What they smell isnt the emotion of fear. What dogs can smell is the changes in a persons skin that suggest fear to the dog, anxiety, the way your skin sweats, the amount of uric acid that suddenly pours out of your pores. – Robert Crais

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Fear
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The relationship between a military working dog and a military dog handler is about as close as a man and a dog can become. You see this loyalty, the devotion, unlike any other and the protectiveness. – Robert Crais

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relationship
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I had a big Akita, Yoshi, who was fabulous. I loved him. We lost him when he was 12, and Ive never been able to replace him. Normally, most people lose a pet and get another and keep going on. But it just felt wrong to me it felt disloyal. – Robert Crais

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pet
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information. – Ted Allen

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Its funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! – Garth Brooks

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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Im going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. – Michael J. Fox

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Everyone related to me in my circle was from church: church friends, church school, church activities. All my friends werent allowed to watch MTV or go to PG-13 movies or listen to the radio, so I didnt really know anything different. Thats how I was raised. – Katy Perry

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Man hath still either toys or care: But hath no root, nor to one place is tied, but ever restless and irregular, about this earth doth run and ride. He knows he hath a home, but scarce knows where He says it is so far, that he has quite forgot how to go there. – Henry Vaughan

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They say military have the so-called secret intelligence – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since Ive never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars. – Ozzy Osbourne

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