Quote by Robert Crais
Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think I

Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais

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Theres the Hollywood sign theres Griffith Observatory theres the great, amazing Los Angeles Basin. Its 465 square miles of insanity and the best food on the planet. – Robert Crais

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amazing
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I had a big Akita, Yoshi, who was fabulous. I loved him. We lost him when he was 12, and Ive never been able to replace him. Normally, most people lose a pet and get another and keep going on. But it just felt wrong to me it felt disloyal. – Robert Crais

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What they smell isnt the emotion of fear. What dogs can smell is the changes in a persons skin that suggest fear to the dog, anxiety, the way your skin sweats, the amount of uric acid that suddenly pours out of your pores. – Robert Crais

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

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