Quote by Marlon Wayans
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you arent funny, they arent laughing. They dont care who you are. – Marlon Wayans

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If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans

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Success is not a destination, but the road that youre on. Being successful means that youre working hard and walking your walk every day. You can only live your dream by working hard towards it. Thats living your dream. – Marlon Wayans

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