Logo
Quote by Marlon Wayans
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you arent funny, they arent laughing. They dont care who you are. – Marlon Wayans

Other quotes by Marlon Wayans

Success is not a destination, but the road that youre on. Being successful means that youre working hard and walking your walk every day. You can only live your dream by working hard towards it. Thats living your dream. – Marlon Wayans

Category:
Success
Author
Marlon Wayans
Read Quote

I dont think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that Im a young rookie with a veterans skill. – Marlon Wayans

Category:
funny
Author
Marlon Wayans
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Its funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House thats causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, its in the Bush Administration. – Roger Ebert

Category:
funny

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. – Marilyn vos Savant

Category:
funny

I have never been hurt by what I have not said. – Calvin Coolidge

Category:
funny

Its funny – if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea its them. – Tracey Ullman

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

In trying to get our own way, we should remember that kisses are sweeter than whine. – Author Unknown

Category:
Complaining

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? – Christy Whitehead

Category:
Camping

The right way to reign in healthcare costs is not by applying more government and more controls and making it more like the post office, its by making it more like a consumer-driven market. – Mitt Romney

Category:
Government

I would never read a book if it were possible for me to talk half an hour with the man who wrote it. – Woodrow Wilson

Category:
Presidents Day