The shortest distance between two points is under construction. – Noelie Altito
Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. – Grey Livingston
Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work. – Author Unknown
If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane. – Author Unknown
Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. – Author Unknown
Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went. – John Updike
A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial. – Andrew Malcolm
Space is a never-ending race track. The thermal shock region on the prow of our solar system, for example, is screaming through the heavens at 490,000 miles an hour. Earth is hurtling round the sun at 67,000 miles an hour. God, it seems, is a complete speed freak. – Top Gear, series 16, episode 6
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! – Author unknown, as seen on a shirt
Life is too short for traffic. – Dan Bellack
What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching? – Samuel Hoffenstein
Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety. – Australian Traffic Rule, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van
The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same. – Charles M. Allen
The car has become… an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete. – Marshall McLuhan, Understanding Media, 1964
Eighty percent of the people of Britain want more money spent on public transport — in order that other people will travel on the buses so that there is more room for them to drive their cars. – John Selwyn Gummer, The Independent, 1994
And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, “In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
We are not proving ourselves spiritually worthy of our material progress. We have not been neighborly, courteous, and kind upon the highway. Our lack of decency toward our fellow men is a definite black mark against us. – Cary T. Grayson
