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Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfo

Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. – Grey Livingston

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Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. – Mac McCleary

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Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible — or even sinful — that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes! – Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr.

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Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work. – Author Unknown

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A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. – Henry Morgan

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