Quote by Grey Livingston
Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfo

Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. – Grey Livingston

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Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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I dont like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. – Whoopi Goldberg

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Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. – Lewis Mumford

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If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane. – Author Unknown

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A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial. – Andrew Malcolm

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