Quote by Tommy Cooper
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. T

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

Other quotes by Tommy Cooper

A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

Category:
Age
Read Quote

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

Category:
car
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Driving
category

Eighty percent of the people of Britain want more money spent on public transport — in order that other people will travel on the buses so that there is more room for them to drive their cars. – John Selwyn Gummer, The Independent, 1994

Category:
Driving

And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Driving

Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. – Grey Livingston

Category:
Driving

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities. – Lewis Mumford

Category:
Driving

Random Quotes

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than for illumination. – Andrew Lang

Category:
Statistics

Beauty is only temporary, but your mind lasts you a lifetime. – Alicia Machado

Category:
Beauty

Ill go out, but I leave early, before the shenanigans. I dont really do the Hollywood party thing. Id rather watch sports or play videogames or work out or sleep, to be totally honest. – Cory Monteith

Category:
Sports

Life has never been easy. Nor is it meant to be. It is a matter of being joyous in the face of sorrow. – Dirk Benedict

Category:
Sympathy