Quote by Tommy Cooper
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. T

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. – Author Unknown

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And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car. – Author Unknown

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No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means. – Garrett Hardin, The Ecologist, February 1974

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Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does. – Josh Billings

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Having a child makes you strong and gives you chutzpah. It relaxed my attitude to the job my center of focus shifted, which I think is very helpful, because even if youre not a very indulgent actor you spend a lot of time thinking about yourself. I dont think that is particularly healthy. – Imelda Staunton

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The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about. – Don Marquis

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So I think its – what was important to me is that I found that I cant change the fact that people already have made an opinion about me. But I dont think that should stop me from trying to correct some of the misperceptions that are out there. – Monica Lewinsky

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