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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. T

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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Tommy Cooper
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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you. – Kin Hubbard

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. – Author Unknown

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