Logo
Quote by Tommy Cooper
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. T

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

Other quotes by Tommy Cooper

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

Category:
car
Author
Tommy Cooper
Read Quote

A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

Category:
Age
Author
Tommy Cooper
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Driving
category

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery — drive fast and join the scenery. – Doug Horton

Category:
Driving

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. – Dave Barry, “Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn”

Category:
Driving

The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond. – Edward McDonagh

Category:
Driving

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. – Henry Morgan

Category:
Driving

Random Quotes

Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Maxims and Reflections

Category:
Adversity

Im trying to change the culture in New York City thats hard enough! – Michael Bloomberg

Category:
Change

Later in my life, Im going to look back and smile and be very fulfilled. I know that if I dont give it my all right now Ill regret it later. Thats very important to me, because Ive worked all my life to have this. – Shania Twain

Category:
smile

I used to go to Bourbon Street when I was a kid and there would be club after club after club of people who were around when the music started. I mean these are legendary, maybe not so well known, but legendary musicians. – Harry Connick, Jr.

Category:
Music