Quote by Tommy Cooper
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. T

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper

Other quotes by Tommy Cooper

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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car
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A woman tells her doctor, Ive got a bad back. The doctor says, Its old age. The woman says, I want a second opinion. The doctor says: Okay – youre ugly as well. – Tommy Cooper

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Driving
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. – Author Unknown

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Driving

Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. – Grey Livingston

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Driving

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Self-Reliance,” 1841

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Driving

Im the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam. – Larry King

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The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. – Aristotle

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There is a trade off – as you grow older you gain wisdom but you lose spontaneity. – Kenny Rogers

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths. – As seen on a button at evolvefish.com

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A truly good book teaches me better than to read it. I must soon lay it down, and commence living on its hint…. What I began by reading, I must finish by acting. – Henry David Thoreau

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