You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine.” – Tommy Cooper Category: Driving
Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities. – Lewis Mumford Category: Driving
We all have to find beauty within us, as opposed to just our exterior. – Shay Mitchell Category: Beauty
There is no Frigate like a book to take us lands away nor any coursers like a page of prancing Poetry. – Emily Dickinson Category: Poetry
Anyone in the humor business isnt thinking clearly if he doesnt surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity – or you burn yourself out. – Hank Ketcham Category: Humor
Heres kind of my motto – if youre not happy at home, youre not happy anywhere else. – Angie Harmon Category: Home
