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On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park. – Curtis McDougall

The automobile has not merely taken over the street, it has dissolved the living tissue of the city. Its appetite for space is absolutely insatiable; moving and parked, it devours urban land, leaving the buildings as mere islands of habitable space in a sea of dangerous and ugly traffic. – James Marston Fitch, New York Times, 1 May 1960

Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. – Jim Samuels

Remember the street car cannot turn out. – Charles M. Hayes

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. – Author Unknown

Fasten your seat belts, its going to be a bumpy night! As Margo Channing in All About Eve – Bette Davis

If it isnt a success, that still wouldnt be grounds for divorce. On her film The Long Kiss Goodnight produced by husband Renny Harlin – Geena Davis

I dont like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. – Whoopi Goldberg

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery — drive fast and join the scenery. – Doug Horton

It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you. – Kin Hubbard

Im the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam. – Larry King

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. – Henry Morgan

That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry

If a woman driver ahead of you signals a left turn, be careful, she may turn left. – Source Unknown