Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went. – John Updike
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other peoples patience. – John Updike

Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went. – John Updike
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other peoples patience. – John Updike
Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. – John Updike
For male and female alike, the bodies of the other sex are messages signaling what we must do, they are glowing signifiers of our own necessities. – John Updike