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Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! - Author unknown, as

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! – Author unknown, as seen on a shirt

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Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible — or even sinful — that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes! – Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr.

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Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. – Jim Samuels

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Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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