That shes the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know shes going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston – Matthew Perry
I was really into Black Sabbath, but heavy guitars can really be very limiting, its a great frequency and its great fun to listen to but on the other hand, musically you can do a lot more without it. – Kip Winger
If military movies were automatically successful wed make nothing but military movies. But seriously, patriotism is one thing that all Americans have in common. – Tommy Lee Jones
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. – George Bernard Shaw