Quote by Joseph Heller
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. – Joseph Heller

Other quotes by Joseph Heller

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. – Joseph Heller

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Dreams
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when its going your way. When it isnt, dont call it destiny call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. – Joseph Heller

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good
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Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else. – Joseph Heller

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Recognition
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Other Quotes from
Dental
category

No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the dentist and I need not go again for six months. It is a beautiful thought. – Agatha Christie, The Patriotic Murders (Hercule Poirot)

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Dental

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. – Author Unknown

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Dental

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can do it for him. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Dental

Men often think submission indicates weakness, that letting someone else take charge betrays a character deficit. But we all submit to strangers who drill into our teeth as long as we can see the parchment on their wall which reads “Dentist.” – Edmond Manning, King Perry

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Dental

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Learning makes a man fit company for himself as well as for others. – English Proverb

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Learning

Its like, its kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, thats my show. Its a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. – Craig Ferguson

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car

The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels. – Hazrat Inayat Khan (1882–1927)

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Quotations

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. – Donald Trump

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Imagination