A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. – Helen Rowland Category: Dental
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. – Garrison Keillor Category: Men
I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is never quite right and never quite the truth and who knows why someone is some way. – Steve Martin Category: Truth