No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the dentist and I need not go again for six months. It is a beautiful thought. – Agatha Christie, The Patriotic Murders (Hercule Poirot)
If youve got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle. Youve got to get rid of that fat! How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet. – Jack LaLanne