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No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the denti

No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the dentist and I need not go again for six months. It is a beautiful thought. – Agatha Christie, The Patriotic Murders (Hercule Poirot)

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Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. – George D. Prentice

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Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. – Ambrose Bierce

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Men often think submission indicates weakness, that letting someone else take charge betrays a character deficit. But we all submit to strangers who drill into our teeth as long as we can see the parchment on their wall which reads “Dentist.” – Edmond Manning, King Perry

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The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. – George Bernard Shaw

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