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No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the denti

No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the dentist and I need not go again for six months. It is a beautiful thought. – Agatha Christie, The Patriotic Murders (Hercule Poirot)

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A dentist gets to the root of the problem. – Dental Humor

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