Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. – Ann Landers
At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who dont. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. – Ann Landers
Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised. – Ann Landers
The Lord gave us two ends – one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. – Ann Landers