Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. – Ann Landers
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. – Ann Landers

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. – Ann Landers
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. – Ann Landers
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. – Ann Landers
No person who can read is ever successful at cleaning out an attic. – Ann Landers