I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)
No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the dentist and I need not go again for six months. It is a beautiful thought. – Agatha Christie, The Patriotic Murders (Hercule Poirot)
Were going to do everything possible to make sure that food safety is always paramount, and that we work with the industry as aggressively as we can to make sure that were paying attention to the food-safety issues. – Mike Johanns
I love doing comedy. You dont get many good comedy scripts. Theyre rare. But, I do love playing comedy. Even in drama, I like to try to find the humor because I think its very human. – Colm Meaney
