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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedl

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. – Doug Larson

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Housewarming
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I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. – C.E. Cowman

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Housewarming

A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Housewarming

May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends. – Author Unknown

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Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration. – Charles Dickens

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I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy. – Ben Stein

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We are telling the American people to have patience, courage, resolve and determination. – Muammar al-Gaddafi

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