Quote by Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedl

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

Other quotes by Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Puns
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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

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Happiness
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Weeds
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Other Quotes from
Housewarming
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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. – Frank McKinney Hubbard

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Housewarming

May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends. – Author Unknown

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Housewarming

A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Housewarming

Any home can be a castle when the king and the queen are in love. – Author Unknown

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Housewarming

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Your time is limited, so dont waste it living someone elses life. Dont be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other peoples thinking. Dont let the noise of others opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. – Steve Jobs

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I had one drama teacher who was amazing, Ms. Perkins. She really tried to inspire me and get me going. – Carlos Pena, Jr.

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