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Quote by Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedl

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

Other quotes by Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Puns
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Doug Larson
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Back to School
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Other Quotes from
Housewarming
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A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Housewarming

May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends. – Author Unknown

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Housewarming

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration. – Charles Dickens

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Housewarming

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. – James Dent

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Housewarming

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When I leave here, when my final day on this earth is up, I want to leave in peace. I want to have peace in my heart. – Rodney King

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Renew your passions daily. – Terri Guillemets

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Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. – Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605

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So, Im happy to do that because its a wonderful working relationship but I will be going out for pilot season for half hour work and thats the gamble Im taking. – Charisma Carpenter

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