Quote by Doug Larson
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedl

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Weeds
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The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

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best
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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Puns
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Other Quotes from
Housewarming
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No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have but a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property. – Charles Dudley Warner

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Housewarming

Any home can be a castle when the king and the queen are in love. – Author Unknown

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Housewarming

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration. – Charles Dickens

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Housewarming

The ornaments of your house will be the guests who frequent it. – Author Unknown

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As a teacher you are more or less obliged to pay the same amount of attention to everything. That can wear you down. – Marilyn Hacker

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Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure. – Don Wilder and Bill Rechin

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Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. – William Dean Howells

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The love game is never called off on account of darkness. – Tom Masson

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