People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson