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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedl

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Weeds
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Housewarming
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It takes hands to build a house, but only hearts can build a home. – Author Unknown

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Any home can be a castle when the king and the queen are in love. – Author Unknown

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Housewarming

A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Housewarming

No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have but a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property. – Charles Dudley Warner

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To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue. – William F. Buckley, Jr.

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When the audience leaves, Id like them to feel positive when they go. – Juice Newton

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain

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When looking at any significant work of art, remember that a more significant one probably has had to be sacrificed. – Paul Klee

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