People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. – Doug Larson
The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson