To bring up a child in the way he should go — travel that way yourself. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings

To bring up a child in the way he should go — travel that way yourself. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. – Josh Billings
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. – Josh Billings
My grandmother was a kind of Scarsdale, New York, society woman, best known in her day as the author of the 1959 book Growing Your Own Way: An Informal Guide for Teen-Agers – this despite being a person whose parenting style made Joan Crawfords wire hangers look like pool noodles. – Sloane Crosley