Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings