Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings