Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. – Josh Billings
I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings

Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. – Josh Billings
I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings