Why did the sysadmin cross the road? To get coffee, why else would one be outside? – Author Unknown Category: Sys Admin Day
Ill go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. – Tim Heidecker Category: movies
The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to. – F. Scott Fitzgerald Category: Tooth Fairy
I think at some stage, I would love to have another child. I would love to settle into a relationship that was really important to me. I actually am not good at the balance at that. – Nicole Kidman Category: relationship
Books give not wisdom where none was before. But where some is, there reading makes it more. – Elizabeth Hardwick Category: Wisdom
