Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. – Tiger Woods Category: Golf
One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens. – Pete Alfano Category: Golf
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses. – Adlai Stevenson Category: Golf
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth Category: wedding
But such a tiny and trivial thing as an umbrella can deprive you of the sight of such a stupendous fact as the sun. – Meher Baba Category: Perspective
Hunger is not the worst feature of unemployment; idleness is. – William E. Barrett Category: Idleness
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. – Charles Darwin Category: Life
