If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head. – Harry Vardon
And I like the look on peoples faces when I say Im doing this movie called Pride and Prejudice and they kind of smile, and then I say Im in a movie called Doom and they kind of do a double take and try and put the two things together. And they never quite manage to. – Rosamund Pike