When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown Category: Football
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz Category: Football
When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills Category: Football
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck Category: Football
I always seem to get parts where I play the sports professional – and thats not me at all! – Jay Ryan Category: Sports
How much pain they have cost us, the evils which have never happened. – Thomas Jefferson Category: Presidents Day
In this world, full often, our joys are only the tender shadows which our sorrows cast. – Henry Ward Beecher Category: sad
