Quote by Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she

Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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Reality
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth. – Thomas Alva Edison

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I believe the sign of maturity is accepting deferred gratification. – Peggy Cahn

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Ah, but I was so much older then, Im younger than that now. – Bob Dylan

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Maturity is the ability to reap without apology and not complain when things dont go well. – Jim Rohn

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A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one. – Maupassant

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It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge. – Voltaire

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My wife and I, unlike many intellectuals, spent five years working on assembly lines. We came to fully understand the criticisms of the industrial age, in which you are an appendage of a machine that sets the pace. – Alvin Toffler

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What sweetness is left in life, if you take away friendship? Robbing life of friendship is like robbing the world of the sun. A true friend is more to be esteemed than kinsfolk. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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