Quote by Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she

Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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Ah, but I was so much older then, Im younger than that now. – Bob Dylan

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True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends boyfriends — and he accepts it. – Larry Mcmurtry

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Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth. – Thomas Alva Edison

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Maturity is the capacity to endure uncertainty. – John Huston Finley

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My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point of view, that it breaks out in spite of me every now and then. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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Wolfgang Tillmans stunning large-scale pictures, being shown for the first time, were so offhand I failed to see them as art. – Jerry Saltz

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