Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen