Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen
Right now its only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. – Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen
In youth the human body drew me and was the object of my secret and natural dreams. But body after body has taken away from me that sensual phosphorescence which my youth delighted in. Within me is no disturbing interplay now, but only the steady currents of adaptation and of sympathy. – Haniel Long