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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she

Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Maturity is the capacity to endure uncertainty. – John Huston Finley

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Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth. – Thomas Alva Edison

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