Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen