Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen