Quote by Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she

Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

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Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth. – Thomas Alva Edison

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In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark. – Nicholson Baker

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Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. – Hervey Allen

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I believe the sign of maturity is accepting deferred gratification. – Peggy Cahn

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O Death, rock me asleep, bring me to quiet rest, let pass my weary guiltless ghost out of my careful breast. – Anne Boleyn

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