Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen