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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she

Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen

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Ah, but I was so much older then, Im younger than that now. – Bob Dylan

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Maturity is the capacity to endure uncertainty. – John Huston Finley

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In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark. – Nicholson Baker

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By the age of twenty, any young man should know whether or not he is to be a specialist and just where his tastes lie. By postponing the question we have set on immaturity a premium which controls most American personality to its deathbed. – Robert S. Hillyer

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