Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen