Quote by Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she

Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Maturity is knowing when to be immature. – Randall Hall

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True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends boyfriends — and he accepts it. – Larry Mcmurtry

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Ah, but I was so much older then, Im younger than that now. – Bob Dylan

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Where id was, there shall ego be. – Sigmund Freud

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In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock! – Graham Greene

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How happy is the sailors life, from coast to coast to roam; in every port he finds a wife, in every land a home. – Isaac Bickerstaffe

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