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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

Other quotes by Andy Rooney

I dont like food thats too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture Id buy a painting. – Andy Rooney

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Food
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

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Computers
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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Perspective
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Other Quotes from
Dogs
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In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man. – Maurice Maeterlinck

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Dogs

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. – Aldous Huxley

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Dogs

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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Dogs

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Author Unknown

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Dogs

Random Quotes

You wouldnt want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was frowned on, whereas now you can major in it at business school. – Alan Alda

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Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity. – Honore de Balzac

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Marriage

True friendship is like sound health the value of it is seldom known until it is lost. – Charles Caleb Colton

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Friendship

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and Im damned if Im going to use up mine running up and down a street. – Neil Armstrong

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Exercise