The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. – Andy Rooney
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney