The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. – Andy Rooney