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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

Other quotes by Andy Rooney

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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Dogs
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Andy Rooney
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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney

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Computers
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Andy Rooney
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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney

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Government
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Dogs
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. – Sue Murphy

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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. – Margo Kaufman

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Dogs

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. – Aldous Huxley

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Dogs

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Forgive, son men are men they needs must err. – Euripides

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