The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney