The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. – Andy Rooney
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney