The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney