Quote by Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

Other quotes by Andy Rooney

I dont like food thats too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture Id buy a painting. – Andy Rooney

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Food
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I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. – Andy Rooney

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Time
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Other Quotes from
Dogs
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We have a queen-size bed, and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner. – Rachael Ray

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Dogs

Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles M. Schulz

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Dogs

Dog. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the worlds worship. – Ambrose Bierce

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Dogs

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment. – George Eliot

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Dogs

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