Quote by Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

Other quotes by Andy Rooney

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney

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Computers
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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort – the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing – the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. – Andy Rooney

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sad
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Other Quotes from
Dogs
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The Belief that man is outfitted with an immortal soul, differing altogether from the engines which operate the lower animals, is ridiculously unjust to them. The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man – H. L. Mencken

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Dogs

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. – Konrad Lorenz

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Dogs

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog. – Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs

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Dogs

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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Dogs

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If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. – Logan P. Smith

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Until mountain biking came along, the bike scene was ruled by a small elite cadre of people who seemed allergic to enthusiasm. – Jacquie Phelan

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A science which does not bring us nearer to God is worthless. – Simone Weil

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Security depends not so much upon how much you have, as upon how much you can do without. – Joseph Wood Krutch

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