The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. – Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
Advertising ministers to the spiritual side of trade. It is great power that has been entrusted to your keeping which charges you with the high responsibility of inspiring and ennobling the commercial world. It is all part of the greater work of the regeneration and redemption of mankind. – Calvin Coolidge