Quote by Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

Other quotes by Andy Rooney

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney

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Computers
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I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney

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Government
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Dogs
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The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Dogs

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. – Konrad Lorenz

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Dogs

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. – Karel ÄŒapek

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Dogs

Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Dogs

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A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. – Wayne Gretzky

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In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose. – J. Robert Oppenheimer

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I think of it as a good opportunity to let, in particular, school kids know that this job and other interesting jobs in science and engineering are open to anyone who works hard in school and gets a good education and studies math and science. And that its not just for a select group of people. – Ellen Ochoa

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