The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. – Andy Rooney
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort – the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing – the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. – Andy Rooney