Quote by Andy Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

Other quotes by Andy Rooney

I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. – Andy Rooney

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Time
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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney

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Government
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The Super Bowl isnt for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account. – Andy Rooney

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great
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Other Quotes from
Dogs
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings

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Dogs

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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Dogs

The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. – Portuguese Proverb

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Dogs

A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat – Roy Blount, Jr.

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Dogs

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Its a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man. – David Harris

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sad

Movies were never an art form, they were entertainment. It just evolved into an art form from there, and its still evolving in different ways. – David Mamet

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movies

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. – Christian Nestell Bovee

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Failure

I will do today what you wont, so I can do tomorrow what you cant. – Anonymous

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