The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. – Andy Rooney