If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. – Andy Rooney
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney