If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort – the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing – the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. – Andy Rooney
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney