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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning o

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. – Andy Rooney

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I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney

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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. – Aldous Huxley

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Ben Williams

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