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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning o

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. – Andy Rooney

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Truth
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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney

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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. – Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

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The Belief that man is outfitted with an immortal soul, differing altogether from the engines which operate the lower animals, is ridiculously unjust to them. The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man – H. L. Mencken

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Author Unknown

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