Quote by Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning o

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

Other quotes by Andy Rooney

The Super Bowl isnt for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account. – Andy Rooney

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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney

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Computers
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My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. – Andy Rooney

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce

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Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on. – Colette

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Extraordinary creature! So close a friend, and yet so remote. – Thomas Mann

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Past tense means you used to be nervous. – Source Unknown

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Every non-political human grouping of whatever kind, legal, social, religious, economic or other becomes at last political if it creates an opposition deep enough to range men against one another as enemies. – Francis Parker Yockey

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