If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. – Andy Rooney
I dont like food thats too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture Id buy a painting. – Andy Rooney