Quote by Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning o

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. – Andy Rooney

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Technology
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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney

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Government
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Dogs
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

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Dogs

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. – Margo Kaufman

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Dogs

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism! – David Starr Jordan

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Dogs

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Ben Williams

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Dogs

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In expanding the field of knowledge we but increase the horizon of ignorance. – Henry Miller

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