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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning o

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney

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Government
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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort – the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing – the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. – Andy Rooney

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sad
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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. – Andy Rooney

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Business
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Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. – Smiley Blanton

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Extraordinary creature! So close a friend, and yet so remote. – Thomas Mann

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Dog. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the worlds worship. – Ambrose Bierce

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley

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People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. – Will Rogers

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