Quote by Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning o

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. – Andy Rooney

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Business
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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort – the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing – the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. – Andy Rooney

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sad
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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney

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Dogs
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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Dogs

Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles M. Schulz

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Dogs

A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. – Author Unknown

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Dogs

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. – Woodrow Wilson

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Eating when youre not hungry and taking in that amount of food is exhausting. – Chris Hemsworth

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You can die of the cure before you die of the illness. – Michael Landon

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Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. – Jason Love

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He gave her a look you could have poured on a waffle. – Ring Lardner

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