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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney

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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney

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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. – Andy Rooney

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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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The trick with computers I think, is to approach old and new things with the same reverence as you would like your favourite chair and not be seduced by the constant innovation otherwise you never do anything. – Colin Greenwood

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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

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Im projecting somewhere between 100 million and 200 million computers on the Net by the end of December 2000, and about 300 million users by that same time. – Vinton Cerf

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Keep in mind that there are computers, that do touch things up. Like when I got a hold of the poster for Gold Diggers, I said: Hey, wait a minute! Those arent my teeth! – Anna Chlumsky

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